lids-flutter-open:

This teen girl on this j train just yelled really loud “does anyone care if we smoke weed” and waited a sec and her friend was like “raise your hand if you care “ and nobody did so now they are smoking . I love them

valleanenowe:

[wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i’m tired. it’s time for a hard-earned night’s rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

femmegimli:

aragorn: who are you? show yourself!

aragorn: it cannot be………..

me, on my third rewatch of the two towers in the past month:

ambientwitch:

oh so now the talking heads are gonna play psycho killer

pruane2:

very telling of tumblr to denounce and attack monarchists but praise and devote themselves wholly to Princess Peach, a known war mongerer and imperialist

e-seal:

trashcanbees:

Y'all really have the audacity to be surprised when your hedonistic lifestyle is unfulfilling

they got internet in the 1300′s? dope